Is this supposed to be some attempt at imprisoning me, hedgehog? Have you already forgotten, Sonic? I'm far too powerful to be contained by anything you and that AI of yours can concoct!

...

This place really seems to love torturing me.

((;D I'm back!))

[Hot temperatures + reptile = not good. Queue pissed Vector]

Ok, who the fuck brought the heat wave with them?!

You better move your ass and fix it, cause there are some of us who aren't a big fan of these conditions, got it?!

[Lara-Su has decided that her initial arrival here could have gone better, so she's opted for diplomacy...in the form of baked goods. Everything has been carefully laid out across a few tables - cupcakes, brownies, cookies, etc. You name it, and she probably managed to make it. And as an added bonus, it's actually pretty darned good. Baking is ( Read more... )

YOU THERE. YES, YOU, WITH THE STUPID LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

Are you sick-and-freaking-tired of those local heroes getting in your way? Do you want an easy way to power and gaining levels without the grinding? Have you ever considered working for a demon Overlord like no other? Do you find certain blue "hedgehogs" and certain fatass "Egg people" just ( Read more... )

[A loud clanging approaches, loud like metal on metal with a beat like footfalls. Eggman arrives through a door, grimacing to himself, piloting an old walker mech like he used during the ARK incident.]

Of all things to keep up on, why did I pick driving? I could just have a robot do it for me.

[Thinking himself alone, he ponders aloud to himself.]

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